tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89127423875538987102023-11-15T08:01:37.443-08:00Gonna Be a Skinny Bitch, and not JUST a bitchCrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-62152643643991472752010-03-18T08:02:00.000-07:002010-03-18T08:02:57.208-07:00im still here!!!!!!!!!!!!<div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif; font-size: large;">is anyone there??????? i swear, im still around!!!!!!!!!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif; font-size: large;">i havent forgotten any of you!!!!!!!!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif; font-size: large;">im still workin it. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS; font-size: large;">im down a total of 17lbs. not nearly enough to make me happy, but im stickin to it.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif; font-size: large;">i did finish the 30 day shred with jillian michaels. im very proud of myself for doing it. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif; font-size: large;">and have found that i LOOOOOOOOOVVEEEEEEEEEE getting up at 5am to work out. i feel so freaking fantastic for the rest of the day. it really is amazing. i have only skipped 2 workouts since the beginning of feb. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif; font-size: large;">however, the results of the 30days with jillian really kind of disappointed me. i lost more freaking weight before i started working out than i did in the 30 days with her. sounds kinda fucked up to me. i have a theory though, and i think that this is because this dvd is a lot of strength training. and this dvd definitely toned more than burned fat. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif; font-size: large;">my mom says she can see in my midsection that the workouts are definitely working, so i keep at it. plus i can see my biceps coming back! woot!!!!!!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif; font-size: large;">ive slacked on journaling my food though in the last couple weeks. and im pissed at myself for that.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif; font-size: large;">so, this past monday i started workin with the biggest loser cardio max dvd again. and im excited to see what happens with it. the last time i worked out and lost weight, this was my DVD...... this dvd ROCKED. and im loving it so far. i can feel it in places that jillians dvd did not touch. so, awesome. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif; font-size: large;">hows everyone else out there doing??????? ive been so overwhelmed with school and work and my kids that i just have NOT had the moments free to get in touch with all my girls. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif; font-size: large;">i hope you are all kickin ass and takin names. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div>CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-2505241561355859002010-02-11T07:50:00.000-08:002010-02-11T07:50:32.510-08:00hey there good lookin.... been awhile...<div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">holy shit. </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">seriously? i havent posted since jan 26? good god i suck. </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">and ive had all these awesome people commenting and talking to me and ive been so neglectful and just a really bad internet friend.</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">i sowwy. you forgive me? pwease???????</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">so, yea, life is effin busy. like way busier than it should be. and i have a sinus infection that is killing me slowly. </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">so between the kids, work, school, new babies in my life, and feeling like complete ass, something had to get neglected, and well, i sorry, it was the internet. </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">but, this lifestyle food change has been going quite well. </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">i cant remember what i lost last week, but im down a hair over 12lbs now. and thats JUST by changing what i eat & drinking a TONNNNNNNNNNNNN of water every day. i have not exercised like at all. </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">ok, i lied, i was on the elliptical for seriously 5 minutes once last week. </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">no, im not kidding. </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">and, since one of my BFFs IRL and i booked a trip to vegas for april, this skinny bitch wanna be has decided that i need to lose faster. or at least tone it up while im at it. cuz, really, 12lbs in a month is fantabulous, its like 3lbs a week averaged out, and i cannot complain. </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">but its been a month, so i need to kick it up a notch. </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">sooooooooo, today??????</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">today im going to start letting jillian michaels kick my ass. again. </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">today is going to be day 1 of the 30 day shred program. </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">i know what you're thinking.......... why today? why start on a thursday for cripes sake right? (thats what the BFF said when i was telling her the plan the other day anyway)</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">well, heres why. im not a morning person. ever. but, in order to fully get the benefits of a 30day program, you have to work out all 30days right? </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">well, tuesdays & wednesdays i cannot work out after work. so that means i have to get my fat lazy sleepy ass off the couch at 5am and work out on those days. </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">well, for someone thats used to being a slug, thats an insurmountable task. </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">HOWEVER.</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">my theory is that if i workout in the evenings / days thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, and monday, ill be feelin pretty damn good by tuesday and will be more likely to say ok, i can DO THIS when that godforsaken alarm clock goes off at 5 on tuesday morning. because im not gonna wanna ruin my 5 day streak. </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">so, hopefully my internal pep talks are going to work. </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">wish me luck bitches :)</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">i love you all and will seriously catch up & visit all of you soon. </span></strong></div>CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-61517947235976097422010-01-26T19:54:00.000-08:002010-01-26T19:54:06.334-08:00hi there!!!! remember me?????<div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">i suck, i know. im sorry!!!</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">but im still here...</span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">and im kickin butt and takin names. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">translation --- im still watchin my calories, and i drink a metric ass ton of water daily. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">im struggling to get the water in on the weekend. idk why that is.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">but when im at work, i drink no less than 128oz of water during that 8 hour period. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">and i get another 40oz in once i get home. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">i only have 1 pop a day. and its a diet one. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">this week i weighed in today instead of monday. why? because monday i felt all puffy and swollen and i just felt like poo. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">so i weighed in today. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">and HEYYYYYYYYYYY, im down another 4.7 taking me to 9lbs. yayyyyyyyyyy</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">wah-hoooooooooooo!!!!!!</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">i do need to get into some work out routine, but im really just not that into it yet. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">ill get there. for real. just not ready yet. too much craziness going on. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">i need to make this eating & water thing a true habit before i add in more stuff. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">hows everyone else doin out there????????</span><br />
</div>CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-35599922470328839112010-01-20T07:33:00.000-08:002010-01-20T07:33:14.357-08:00im late, im late, for a very important date...<div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">so, yea, i suck.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">ive been doing that thing that always bites me in the ASS. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">avoiding. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">ive been avoiding posting because i didnt want to admit that i was highly upset @ the scale on monday.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">i gained 5lbs from last week. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">5 fucking pounds. WTF.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">im still down 5, but come ON.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">however, in my defense, i know the following things:</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">1) i should not have weighed in last week after 12 hours of really nasty flu. </span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">2) AF is arriving this week and the bitch always brings extra fluid with her</span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">3) i watch the BL, i KNOW week 2 sucks. </span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">4) i did not work out much, except 1 day. </span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">5) my boyfriend took us out to dinner saturday night, and even tho i tried to be good, when i logged the food, it was WAAYYYYY bad. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">so, im back to kicking ass & taking names this week. </span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">and earlier this week, from another </span><a href="http://shawnaandvince.blogspot.com/2010/01/getting-my-skinny-onsumo-style.html"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">bloggy buddy at Our Favorite Things</span></a><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">, I found </span><a href="http://www.coolrunning.com/engine/2/2_3/181.shtml"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">this</span></a><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"> website, and thats my plan. I wanna try it. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">hopefully next week, i will be relating GOOD news!</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">also, i got an awesome award from </span><a href="http://wereatdadsthatweek.blogspot.com/2010/01/advocate-mom-over-at-accidental.html"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Dual Mom</span></a><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"> and I need to do that post.... which i will..... hopefully tomorrow!!!!!!</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">hopefully you all are having a better week than me!!!!</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">question for you:</span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong><em>DO ANY OF YOU OWN THOSE NEW REEBOKS WITH THE SO-CALLED BALANCE BALL TECHNOLOGY????? </em></strong></span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong><em>ARE THE WORTH THE $120???????????</em></strong></span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">go see my buddies:</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://skinnychicsinsumosuits.blogspot.com/"><img src="http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww358/treasurehatch/finalheader2-1.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://momsaysthink.blogspot.com/"><img src="http://i881.photobucket.com/albums/ac13/CheapskateDesigns/thinktank2-1.png" /></a><br />
</div>CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-32539036742280807732010-01-15T14:45:00.000-08:002010-01-15T14:45:24.381-08:00getting the word out<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>in my quest to lose weight, ive often forgotten how serious things like eating disorders are.</b></span></span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>but they are.</b></span></span><br />
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</b></span></span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>they kill.</b></span></span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><br />
</b></span></span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>go </b></span></span><a href="http://mckennaisms.blogspot.com/2010/01/kelseys-story.html"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>here</b></span></span></a><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>, and read this post, and see what you can do to help. </b></span></span><br />
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</b></span></span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>its not about money, its about </b></span></span><a href="http://mckennaisms.blogspot.com/2010/01/kelseys-story.html"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>awareness</b></span></span></a><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>. </b></span></span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>go help a </b></span></span><a href="http://mckennaisms.blogspot.com/2010/01/kelseys-story.html"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>bloggy friend</b></span></span></a><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b> in anyway you can. </b></span></span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>thanks.</b></span></span><br />
</div>CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-31535717461159648702010-01-13T09:05:00.000-08:002010-01-13T09:05:19.426-08:00What I Meant to Say Wednesday<div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Joining in on Chief's awesome blog carnival</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><a href="http://ina9linebind.blogspot.com/2010/01/what-i-meant-to-say.html"><img src="http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww358/treasurehatch/WIMTSW-1-1.png" /><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">DO IT, DO IT NOW.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">muah-ha-ha-ha-ha</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">When you so nicely offered me some of that high fat, high calorie crap you brought into the office, and i politely said no thank you....</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">FUCK YES I WANT SOMETHING THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD BAD BAD FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">When I walked into Subway and you said "hi what can we get for you today" and i said " a 6" veggie on wheat"?</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">GIMME A FUCKIN 12" DOUBLE MEAT, DOUBLE CHEESE, PHILLY CHEESE STEAK ON WHITE. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">So, yea, go see Chief & join in the awesome fun!!!!!</span><br />
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</div>CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-32569797591505496152010-01-11T16:53:00.000-08:002010-01-11T16:53:25.159-08:00OH HOT DAMN!!!!!!!<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">so, in the midst of being sicker than a dog, i weighed in today.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">and i am happier than a puppy with two peckers. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">yes, you read that right ;)</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">my hardwork has paid off!!!!!!!!!</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><span style="color: #cc0000;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">9.7lbs bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></span></b></span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">fuck yea!!!!!!!</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">i still feel pretty much like a bag of smashed assholes, so im gonna leave it at that. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">i owe my ass a pedicure sometime this week :)</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">off to take some more drugs and sleeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppp</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">love you all. </span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">thank you so much for the support!!!!!</span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">you really make it easier.</span><br />
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</div>CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-7462831971423359352010-01-10T16:56:00.000-08:002010-01-10T16:56:29.050-08:00Mondays are scary.<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">as excited as i am that tomorrow is monday and i get to leave my home that i have been stuck in non-stop for the last 4 whole days with zero contact with the outside world, save for my computer, i am also nervous as HELL.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">oh, because i have to put my fat ass on that god forsaken scale.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">ive been ohsogood this week. seriously. even feeling like total and utter shit today, i got on the treadmill. i did a half hour program @ 3.5mph (which on my short ass legs, damn close to a jog).</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">i met my activity for the week.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">ive met the water requirement everyday except yesterday</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">ive been close to or under calories everyday. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">and still, when i get IM's from friends of mine saying fuck it, they are going back to corona because even after a week of the flu, watching what she ate, and workin out on the wii fit, she gained 2lbs this week. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">and ive read blogs of others that did really good and still had a gain. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">i know, i know, logically, i know that what i did for myself was better than i was doing.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">i know it, i FEEL it. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">i just want that fucking scale to respect it and show it. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">so ill be back tomorrow, to let you know what that evil bastard has to say</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">fingers crossed!!!!!!!!!!!</span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">but not both hands, ive heard thats bad luck :)</span><br />
</div>CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-53088663564339691582010-01-08T20:21:00.000-08:002010-01-08T20:22:35.101-08:00one more thing....<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>could someone please, </b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>PUH-LLLLEEEEEEEASEEEE </b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>come eat the open bag of chocolate chips in my fridge?????? </b></span></span><br />
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</div>CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-60068267792008095682010-01-08T20:16:00.000-08:002010-01-08T20:16:44.124-08:00friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidaaaaaayyyyyyyy<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">its friday!!!!!!!! </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">yayyyyyyy!!!!!!</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">oh, wait, ive been home for 2 days anyway.... so technically wednesday was my friday, and i didnt even know it at the time......</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">if you click my link to see my food diary, you'll see i ate like a starving Ethiopian at dinner, but i cant help it, i cooked a fucking fantastic dinner, and i didnt even mean too. <i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">(no really, it was fuckin delish. even my picky ass 10yo thought so. it was sweet n sour roast in the crock pot... if you want the recipe, lemme know, ill share, its not even that damn bad for you, i just ate a fuckton of it)</span></i></span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">its a wonder i dont just float when i walk because of all the goddamn water i drink. but its good, seriously, and i aint got nothin on<b><span style="color: red;"> </span></b></span><a href="http://skinnychicsinsumosuits.blogspot.com/2010/01/9-pounds-biotches.html"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;">chief </span></b></span></a><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;"> </span></b>when it comes to water consumption (200 oz a day!!!!! holy FUCK woman!!!!). i only drink about HALF that, and THAT i considered good.... </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">i am sitting here enjoying the hell out of a diet pepsi though. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">and i know i shouldnt. sodium, cut out all pop, bla bla bla.... but you know what???? i earned it. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">we lived thru that nasty ass flu, we didnt kill each other even though its 20 degrees outside, with a windchill of about 2, and theres 7" of snow, so my warm blooded ass does not leave the house, so today, was a good damn day. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">and it is so fuckin sad that i am <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;">EXCITED </span></b>about this. </span><br />
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</div>CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-6937906761212060242010-01-07T07:55:00.000-08:002010-01-07T14:39:59.846-08:00oh, lord, this is NOT a good day :(<div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">my 4 year old is sick. like EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW sick. </span><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">has been since midnight. </span><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">SOOOOOOOO FUCKING NASTY.</span><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">annndddddddddd..... this means im stuck in the house ALL DAY. cleaning up yuk. </span><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">with nothing to save me from eating all of the bad shit in my house :(</span><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">and totally without thinking, i bought & drank a cappucino from the gas station.</span><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">BAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD NEWS. </span><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">today is NOT a good day for trying to lose the fat suit.</span><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">heres hoping the rest of YOU have a better day!!</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">but, help me out....... how do i stay strong while having ZERO sleep and avoid all the BAD things in my house when all i want is a comfort food??? which as we all know..... comfort food = a zilllllllion calories & fat!!!!!!!!</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span><br />
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</div>CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-9035437522457776982010-01-06T07:33:00.000-08:002010-01-06T11:41:04.093-08:00i rock, seriously....<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">i have to keep telling myself shit like that load of crap right there, or else, im gonna go kill a mofo for some chocolate.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">bllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">but, i am stickin to the plan --- day 3 here. and i am rockin it.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">i probably ate more than i should have yesterday, but none of it was BAD. i had toast & coffee thingie (see </span><a href="http://skinnybitchorbust.blogspot.com/2010/01/on-second-day-of-chirstmas.html"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">yesterdays</span></a><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"> post about that!) for breakfast, a 12" veggie sub on wheat (yuck, but its for a good cause) cuz i was fucking staaaaaaaaarving yesterday ( i really should stick to the 6").... and chili for dinner. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">oh, and seriously, my new freaking addiction --- fucking tootsie pops bitches. the original ones. not the tiny lil waste of time ones. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">me n my tootsie</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">why?????? because its only 60 calories, it WILL take care of a sweet craving, and it lasts long enough to make it worth it. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">hell to the yes.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">aaaaaaannnnnnnddddddddd. i did my first 15 minutes on an eliptical. EVER. yesterday. it was interesting. awesome seriously. waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy better than a treadmill on the knees. next week im hoping to feel good enough to bump the exercising up to 30 minutes a day of cardio. but, as much weight as i gained in the last year and half, i just cant fricken do it right now. baby steps, baby steps. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">so keep on kickin ass all of you!!!!!!!!! and ill do the same. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">so help me, though, im gonna be so effing pissed off if i get on that scale next week and its NOT a really good number.............</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">go visit the gals over at Skinny Chics in Sumo suits:</span><br />
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</div>CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-8888383985711565842010-01-05T09:29:00.000-08:002010-01-06T09:31:05.334-08:00on the second day of chirstmas....<div style="text-align: center;">my true love gave to me.......<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">oh, shit, my bad. i mean, on the second day of dieting, things are going well :)<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">yesterday....<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">had a 6" veggie sub from subway for lunch -- which is like 230 calories and so effing delic!!<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">then for dinner i had 1-1.5 oz of polish with a TON of kraut and a TON of broccoli & cauliflower. With the polish only accounting for somewhere between 90-140 calories, I pretty much kicked yesterdays ASS.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Oh, ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, I actually got my fat ass on the treadmill when i got home! I only did 15 minutes, because, OMG this girl is OUT OF SHAPE!!! But I also did 15 minutes of stuff on my Wii Fit. Which was totally fun :)<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Oh, and WATER. I drank SO. MUCH. WATER. I know for a fact it was well over 80oz yesterday. WOO. and only 1 pop (and it was diet, so no cals.). and i didnt drink the whole thing. <br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Im very happy with me right now :)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">This morning I had 1 piece of toast with some fake butter crap on it and a cold coffee thingie from the store. WOOO. i really need to get some OJ up in my house so i can bypass the coffee thingie all together. some totally lo-cal but tastes all-real OJ. specially since that damned coffee thingie had like 6g of fucking fat in it! HOLY HELL.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">so im at 210 cal, 7g fat, and .5 fiber for the day. which is like 5 WW points. not as good as yesterday, but not bad. i may go for a whole 12" veggie today. i is hungry. and its chili for dinner, which is totally NON bad. :)<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">go see these chics......... they are funny & inspiring....<br />
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</div>CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-27376337306164480462010-01-04T07:43:00.000-08:002010-01-06T09:31:35.308-08:00its a brand new day....<div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">and i started this one off way better than the last idk how many.....</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">i did NOT get up and workout, which is a bad thing. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">HOWEVER..... i did only consume 170 calories, 2.5g fat, and 2g fiber for breakfast. Thats 3 weight watcher points, if counting THAT way. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Soooooooooo....... that means i have about 830 calories left for the day. Or 16-18 points. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">I'm trying to keep caloric intake down to around 1,000. Thats how I lost (as </span><a href="http://ina9linebind.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">chief </span></a><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">would put it) the ass midget 2 years ago. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">I do plan to work out tonight when I get home. Maybe, just MAYBE, I'll use and abuse the boyfriend and make him watch my children while I go up to the gym and use their stuff..... Not likely, but I do have plenty of workout stuff @ my very own house..... </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">So, stay tuned for tomorrow.......... If I dont kill myself with a 30 minute workout, I shall return with an update on how I do.........</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Burn, baby, burn............</span><br />
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</div>CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-13826034873429567282009-12-30T11:33:00.000-08:002010-01-06T09:32:42.279-08:00skinny bitch<span style="font-size: large;">saw on facebook the other day, a friend of mine mentioned the book "skinny bitch".</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">i did what every curious person does. i googled it. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">i had never heard of this before. and after looking at the website for this book (</span><a href="http://www.skinnybitch.net/"><span style="font-size: large;">http://www.skinnybitch.net/</span></a><span style="font-size: large;">).... i decided, ok, well, im not taking my fat ass to the book store, lets check </span><a href="http://www.ebay.com/"><span style="font-size: large;">Ebay</span></a><span style="font-size: large;">. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Totally bought a set -- Skinny Bitch & Skinny Bitch in the Kitch.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I'm about 1/3 of the way thru Skinny Bitch, and let me tell you --- best book I've ever read. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I still havent decided if I have the will power to do what they suggest, but it really, really makes you think...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><strong><em>Anyone out there ever read the books? Have you followed their suggestions????</em></strong> </span>CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-26732994190990639672009-12-22T19:42:00.000-08:002010-01-06T09:32:25.216-08:00oh, what the f*ck.i have no time, i have no motivation. but yet i WANT to be thin.<br />
but i dont wanna work at it. <br />
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and its not even like wearing the bodybugg is HARD to do!!!!! jesus. i cant even remember to put the damn thing on in the morning.<br />
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thats all ive gotta do. WEAR IT. i can remember to wear a bra, underwear, and pants most of the time, but for some reason, the bugg escapes me.<br />
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GRRRRRRRRRRRR.<br />
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oh and we have freaking christmas this week. <br />
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ok, so im gonna try and remember to wear the bugg every day. <br />
and for realz starting on saturday, since all my christmas crap is o-vah, watch my food, and work the hell out.<br />
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how hard can it be? i have 4756761327654313576 DVDs to choose from, plus my Wii fit, and the 9237498173 other workout "games" for the wii, and a freakin treadmill. all here in my lil ol livin room.<br />
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so, yea, my NY rez is startin early. Dec. 26. <br />
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for real this time.<br />
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oh, but, one more thing internet peoplez......... can ya get my kids to leave me the hell alone for about 45 minutes every evening so i can take care of all that crap??? kthanksbye :)CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-92021814581808019542009-12-15T13:12:00.000-08:002010-01-06T09:32:49.754-08:00tools of my trade....Well, I'm a HUGE fan of biggest loser, so I finally broke down and bought myself a BodyBugg. <br />
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Today is actually the 2nd day I've had it on. <br />
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Last night, I was kind of in AWE at the thing. It said I burned like 3136 calories yesterday..... And that was through regular activity, nothing more than I do on most days. No exercising. Im curious to see if today's is remotely the same. Cuz, for real, I tracked my food, and I ate about 1400 calories. Thats a 1600+ deficit. How the HELL am I such a lard ass??? <br />
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So, we shall see how today comes out. <br />
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So far today, it says im at 1598 calories burned... and the extent to my exercise so far has been some lunchtime shopping. <br />
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I purchased the Biggest Loser for Wii game a couple weeks ago. And I DID do a workout or 2. I really do like it. Today, my goal is to do a workout when i get home. <br />
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Im going to try and post my Calories In / Out later tonight.....CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8912742387553898710.post-79902757848469060092009-12-15T13:08:00.000-08:002009-12-15T13:08:17.858-08:00I swear I'll be a skinny bitch, even if it kills me.Ive always been a chubby chick. Never been any skinny in this bitch. <br />
But, Im so totally tired of that. <br />
Last year, I dropped like 45lbs, like nothing flat. Then, i gained it ALLLLLLLLLLLL back, plus 10. <br />
FUCKING SUCKS.<br />
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I'm completely guilty of closet eating. Totally. Not that I binge and purge, but if no one is looking, I'll cram a cookie in my mouth, JUST BECAUSE IT IS THERE.<br />
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Carbs and snack foods, oh they KILL ME. I'm a total muncher. <br />
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And I dont know how to say NO. <br />
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So, anyway, Im gonna use this blog as a diary to force me to be accountable to anyone that may read this at some point in time. <br />
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And, hopefully, in 6 months, I'll be able to say WOOOOO HOOOOOOOO I'm a skinny bitch!!!!!<br />
Even more important, in 6 months after that, I'll be able to say that I'm STILL a skinny bitch! Cuz, for real, I gotta keep the shit OFF. CrazyAssMommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09373169608115807574noreply@blogger.com2